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supnoah:

do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute

(via exhausted-and-exasperated)

sidnugget:

tumblr meet up at costco free samples are on me

(via exhausted-and-exasperated)

unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

benpaddon:


ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

benpaddon:

ayethatgirlrithany:

sexysalomonandthecurtainchild:

This is exactly how physics does not work.

Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door? 

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via lil-missay)

daximed:

Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

wlntersoldier:

HOW TO DRAW CAPTAIN AMERICA

  1. start by drawing a dorito.  this will become the shoulder-to-waist area
  2. ???
  3. freedom

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

nomohomo:

*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all

(Source: tbheartless, via thetremblingofmyhand)

100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person

(via thetremblingofmyhand)

galaxys4:

portrays:

if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.

I hate to say it but all these things sound like an uncomfortable girl who just wants nothing to do with u

(via currentlysoulsearching)

astoundly:

sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean

(Source: astoundly, via n0thingbutbad-news)

our-stone-age-love:

Just because someone is a virgin doesn’t mean they are all that innocent

(via fake-smiles-lonely-nightss)

Jul 25. 39 Notes.
  • cashier: hey didn't we go to school together?
  • me: haha oh yeah hey!
  • me: [leaving] i can never return to this place

"Once you lose someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back. "

— Sharon Olds, Satan Says (via thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg)

(Source: somethingsfuckey, via currentlysoulsearching)

angry-beibers:

youcoulddobetterthanme:

fuck-you-im-australian:

nointerrruption:

bagmilk:

yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button

WHAT HAPPENS

congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr

WHAT IS THE THING?

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there you have it kids

(Source: heteroh, via thetremblingofmyhand)

(Source: yaniv-schulman, via paintingdicks)

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