do you have that one person that you can’t look at when your trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute
What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair
This is exactly how physics does not work.
Why didn’t she just use the lipstick on the door?
Hotel showers are really weird because they can range anywhere from “gently peeing on you” to “I fear for the safety of my nipples”
HOW TO DRAW CAPTAIN AMERICA
- start by drawing a dorito. this will become the shoulder-to-waist area
*opens blank tab* yes mom im doing my homework leave me alone dont you trust me at all
100% sure im ugly as hell and yet I still expect to be in a relationship with a hot person
if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.
I hate to say it but all these things sound like an uncomfortable girl who just wants nothing to do with u
sometimes i think i’m sassy and then i realize i’m just too sarcastic and borderline mean
Just because someone is a virgin doesn’t mean they are all that innocent
- cashier: hey didn't we go to school together?
- me: haha oh yeah hey!
- me: [leaving] i can never return to this place
"Once you lose someone, it is never exactly the same person who comes back. "
yea but why does that thing happen to your dick when you put your finger in your belly button
congraduations, you successfully confused thousands of women on tumblr
WHAT IS THE THING?
there you have it kids