what do you call your upperclassman who likes math
FUCK THIS JOKE
COOL NEW HACK TO GET MORE ICING FOR YOUR TOASTER STRUDEL
- Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
- Marry them and start a family
- Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
- Make them strudel with no icing
- They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
- Take all six packets for yourself
- Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
I have so much respect for people that can write songs. Like, how did you know that melody with those lyrics and that guitar riff would be so catchy? Song writers are so smart. Serious respect for song writers.
loud music should be a thing in public restrooms i don’t like hearing people pee
I can’t click my reblog button hard enough
It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.
reblog this everytime i see it. soooo cute!
this made me cry happy tears
This is cute af
i hate it when you’re waiting for someone to text you and someone else texts you but you think it’s them and you get all disappointed when you realize it’s not
When you’re almost dead in a game but somehow you managed to survive until the next level
when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers
when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’
*steals ur girl* *mom finds out and makes me return her and apologize*
I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school
and high school
i might as well apologise for the future too
"Because our addictions are our distractions. "