im really fucking sarcastic for someone who’s about to start crying most of the time
"Morning lazy sex" for iamartemisday
this is gorgeous
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
Now you know the truth of what’s going through my mind at parties.
oh my gosh the last panel actually made me tear up
I can’t tell you how accurate this is
This really accurately demonstrates anxiety.
oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…
the new slogan for tumblr.com
i will not rest until this gets a million notes
giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters
Tag your horror please
Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.
remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe
and london was smart
and maddie was dumb
and esteban was a woman
so basically they were their stereotypes
There’s something so comforting about being in GameStop
knowing im the best looking and smelling person in there